I Tawt I saw a Pussy

Live budgie found during cell sweep at Portlaoise Prison:
A live budgie has reportedly been recovered by prison officers during a massive search for smuggled goods in maximum-security Portlaoise Prison.

A fairly innocuous little new filler, till you read the almost miss-able last paragraph of the article:

This morning's reports say the budgie is believed to have been smuggled into the prison by a female visitor who concealed the bird internally in her body.

All together: Eeeeuuuuwwww!

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Ok, this is important. In the words of Herr Flick, listen carefully, I shall say this only once. I'm heading back home for a short visit this week. I'll be in Dublin from Monday the 21st till Thursday the 31st. I hope to see many of of my loyal readers there.

See you soon!